Sunday, October 5, 2008

A Dream

Last night I had a dream that if you wore a yellow hat you could teleport anywhere instantly. Then, as I was standing in the shower this morning, it suddenly occured to me,

wouldn't you get fat?

2 comments:

Alisha said...

yes. very.

xister said...

It sort of depends on how much effort it take to yellow-hat-transport. Maybe you have to flex your left thigh really hard for it to work. Then just your right leg would get fat, but your right leg would get way tough.