Thursday, October 16, 2008

Bearding

Here at BYU men aren't allowed to grow facial hair. (Who knows why...)

But I filed the piles of paperwork, met with a ruthless doctor, and paid an exorbitant amount of money (because I wouldn't sleep with anybody... otherwise it would have been free...) to acquire my very own beard card.

Yes, you heard correctly, yours truly has a beard card!

I think I will enjoy this bearding experience immensely.

I'm feeling more apostate already...

3 comments:

Matt Turner said...

I find it kind of funny that the Honor Code Office person thanked the BYU ID Center for their support of the Honor Code. I wonder if she just does that out of habit in all her correspondence.

Sean said...

Certified medical reasons?! What medical reason could you possibly have to force you to have a beard? A chronically cold chin?

Double D said...

Sorry, I just can't quite believe you here.