Friday, March 6, 2009

Navel Perplexity

Over the past six months I have consistently been finding copious amounts of lint in my navel.

This sudden arrival has caused me to ponder the genesis of the fibrous materials and their mysterious gravitation toward my umbilicus.

I have formed no hypotheses, but promise to enlighten you when I do.

2 comments:

Rachel said...

I think it has to do with what I will call Herrick's 1st theory of spacial dynamics: "a space left empty will be occupied by whatever free moving objects can fit into that space." This theory is best exemplified by a two year old and nose holes.

Unknown said...

Maybe your belly button is trying to keep warm and is snatching the lint from your clothes!!!