Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Why are all the bathrooms closed?

A collection of poems
By Nickolas Pickolas

The bathrooms are closed
They clean them all at once
I have to go now

It's late and I'm needing the bathroom
I'd wait, but then there'd be no room
Cuz the cans are all closed
and so, I am hosed!
The next thing I'll do is go boom!

It was late
At night.
My bladder was pleading.
So I searched
Everywhere I found yellow
Yellow signs
They all said "bathroom closed"
"At the same time?"
Asked I.
And my bladder answered


1 comment:

Jessica Rose said...

Ah yes. These are difficult dilemmas of the late-night crowd. So well-expressed!